no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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