OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Shame is for Republicans.
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