Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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