she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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