I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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