i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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