he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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