Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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