Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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