it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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