are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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