woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize