just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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