Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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