**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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