I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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