Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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