Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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