"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I need help removing her.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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