started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
