I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
