We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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