i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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