My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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