If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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