Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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