Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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