So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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