I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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