did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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