ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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