My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
