We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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