Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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