It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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