in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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