Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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