i don't like sucking hair
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
be right there i have to get my cape
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
