the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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