i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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