He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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