i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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