how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
