White coat. Heels.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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