she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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