He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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