real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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