We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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