You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I understand Curling. That high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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