He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
