David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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