YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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