farters have to be the big spoon...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have post one night stand depression
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