I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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